You, PRAM-SINNER, are flirting with EVIL

If you wish to continue your wicked ways you must purchase Absolvence with this form

PRAMSIN INDULGENCES		R. MARK
Laying of hands on a pram TICK ___ 25 shekels Pushing a pram in public TICK ___ 100 shekels Changing a nappy TICK ___ 250 shekels Pushing a pram in a town centre, in full view of everyone TICK ___ 500 shekels Being one of two or more men together, each pushing a pram TICK ___ 1,000 shekels Hanging a baby from a breastless chest TICK ___ 1,000 shekels Pushing a pram and stopping intermittently to slobber over its contents TICK ___ 2,500 shekels Pushing a pram while your woman walks alongside eyeing up other men TICK ___ 5,000 shekels Pushing a pram while your woman walks alongside ogling other men, stopping intermittently to slobber over its contents TICK ___ 10,000 shekels Attempting to breast-feed the contents of the pram TICK ___ 25,000 shekels
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Prices are converted to Sterling (God's Chosen Currency) at the rate of 1 shekel = $1 = £¼ (25p). Manual submission may be made to The World Church of Xion, PO Box 1004, Hull, Yorkshire HU3 2YT England, enclosing full payment.