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PRAMSIN INDULGENCES R. MARK 
  1. Laying of hands on a pram TICK ___ 25 shekels
  2. Pushing a pram in public TICK ___ 100 shekels
  3. Changing a nappy TICK ___ 250 shekels
  4. Pushing a pram in a town centre, in full view of everyone TICK ___ 500 shekels
  5. Being one of two or more men together, each pushing a pram TICK ___ 1,000 shekels
  6. Hanging a baby from a breastless chest TICK ___ 1,000 shekels
  7. Pushing a pram and stopping intermittently to slobber over its contents TICK ___ 2,500 shekels
  8. Pushing a pram while your woman walks alongside eyeing up other men TICK ___ 5,000 shekels
  9. Pushing a pram while your woman walks alongside ogling other men, stopping intermittently to slobber over its contents TICK ___ 10,000 shekels
  10. Attempting to breast-feed the contents of the pram TICK ___ 25,000 shekels
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Prices are converted to Sterling (God’s Chosen Currency) at the rate of 1 shekel = $1 = £¼ (25p).


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