Do you struggle to stay attentive during business meetings? Here’s something to change all that...

Wank Word Bingo

How to play: Simply tick off five Wank Words in one meeting and shout BINGO!

It’s that easy!

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AT THE END OF THE DAY      HIT THE GROUND RUNNING      REINVENT THE WHEEL     
BALL PARK      KNOCK-ON EFFECT      RESULTS-DRIVEN     
BANDWIDTH      KNOWLEDGE-BASED      REVISIT     
BENCHMARK      LESSONS LEARNT      SLIPPERY SLIDE     
BEST PRACTICE      LOOKING AHEAD      STRATEGIC FIT     
BLUE SKY THINKING      MAJOR ISSUE      STRETCH THE ENVELOPE     
BOIL THE OCEAN      MINDSET      SYNERGY     
CLIENT-FOCUSED      MOVE THE GOAL POSTS      TAKE THAT OFFLINE     
CLOSE OF PLAY      MOVERS AND SHAKERS      THE BIGGER PICTURE     
CORE BUSINESS      NO BLAME      THE BOTTOM LINE     
EMPOWER EMPLOYEES      OUT OF THE LOOP      THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX     
FAST TRACK      PER SE      TICKS IN BOXES     
GAME PLAN      PROACTIVE      TOTAL QUALITY     
GAP ANALYSIS      PUT THIS ONE TO BED      TOUCHING BASE     
GO THE EXTRA MILE      RADAR      VALUE-ADDED     
HARDBALL      REACTIVE      WIN/WIN SITUATION     



TESTIMONIALS FROM OTHER PLAYERS:

“I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I yelled Bingo.”

“My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.”

“It’s a wheeze, meetings will never be the same for me after my first outright win.”

“The atmosphere was tense at the last process workshop as thirty-two of us listened intently for the elusive fifth.”

“The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed Bingo! for the third time in two hours.”

“I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis.”

“Bonza! You could have cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump as we waited for the fifth delivery.”

“People are now even listening to mumblers, thanks to Wank Words.”




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