Signs of sex, a new take on some common signs

Husband returning home unexpectedly Sexual frustration Foreplay for beginners This has never happened to me before Never leave a leak When the trailer’s-a-rockin’ don’t come-a-knockin’
Shoudl have showered first Beware of voyeurs Rise to the occasion That was how much a minute?! Role playing Man’s best friend
Earth moved again 69 – Your place and mine Forensic divorce specialist Anyone for a threesome? Nice ‘n’ easy Ask no questions, hear no lies
Outdoor sex Beware of naked old flames Almost there! Swing both ways Tissue emergency Destroy evidence of affair
Virgin territory Should have showered afterwards Check underwear first After oral sex, clean teeth and nose Beer goggles Don’t even go there!
Rush to the toilet to put cap in No rigid for the frigid Feelin’ horny Too much too young Golden shower More memories than mammaries
Already spoken for Time to raise your standards Swingers Slippery when wet No entry tonight Leave your boots on
Hot ‘n’ steamy Time to lower your standards Just say no Village bike Take precautions Neighbour undressing next to window again
Pimp in the area Mile high club Explosive sexual chemistry Don’t dive straight in Should have pulled out Always use protection

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